Thankfully, their prayers were answered, and the mother delivered (via c-section) an incredible, handsome son who they named Kevin.
The new parents rejoiced, for they now knew that the greatest joy awaited them: the joy of parenthood.
They loved every second with their son, even when he drove them a little crazy!
However, it turned out that they had given birth to no ordinary baby. Instead, the were given the opportunity to raise a child with an incredible super-power: the ability to climb anything!
At first, this was a point of pride for Kevin's parents. At a mere ten months, he was already climbing on and off couches and beds. However, at seventeen months, things were beginning to get a little more intense.
One day, Kevin realized his time had come. He looked over and spotted the dog in a sound sleep.
|(She didn't really drink this. She just fell asleep with it laying next to her, and we thought it was hilarious.)|
The frazzled parents wondered what they could possibly do. They decided to take their son outside to burn off some energy.
Then, they carelessly stated the oft-repeated curse..."At least it couldn't get worse...right?"
Their friends and family told them that boys will be boys, and you can't be there all the time. They could only pray that their son would be kept safe while he practiced his superpower and monitor the use the best they could.
Really, what else can parents do?
And hopefully, they lived happily ever after.